| 1. | douchitude | ||
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the official scale used to measure the amount of douchebagginess, or douchery, a person, place, thing, idea, etc, contains
it can be found using the formula: douchitude = (x)(douche) 0 is the lowest, least douchiest 1 is the equivalent of a douche 2 is twice as douchey as a douche etc. it is possible for someone or something to be so high on the douchitude scale, that it goes off the charts and comes back to zero (exp: dance 360) man, that ride be so whack, it must be a douchitude of 7
shit, that guy looking at that car is so gay, he must be a douchitude of 24 |
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| 2. | Douchitude | ||
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A brazen display of unabashed douchebaggery. After seeing the level of douchitude Matthew Stafford just exhibited Spencer Pratt may have to be uncrowned as King of all Douchebags.
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| 3. | Douchitude | ||
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The annoying attitude or disposition of a total douche-bag, distinguished in part by name-dropping, long drawn-out anecdote of past questionable events, and loud, obnoxious back-patting of one's self. I really thought Mark would be a good guy, but then he turned on the douchitude and I couldn't handle it!
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