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2.
A brazen display of unabashed douchebaggery.
After seeing the level of douchitude Matthew Stafford just exhibited Spencer Pratt may have to be uncrowned as King of all Douchebags.
by CocoChristopher July 23, 2009
 
1.
the official scale used to measure the amount of douchebagginess, or douchery, a person, place, thing, idea, etc, contains

it can be found using the formula:
douchitude = (x)(douche)

0 is the lowest, least douchiest
1 is the equivalent of a douche
2 is twice as douchey as a douche
etc.

it is possible for someone or something to be so high on the douchitude scale, that it goes off the charts and comes back to zero (exp: dance 360)
man, that ride be so whack, it must be a douchitude of 7

shit, that guy looking at that car is so gay, he must be a douchitude of 24
by dan y November 18, 2004
 
3.
The annoying attitude or disposition of a total douche-bag, distinguished in part by name-dropping, long drawn-out anecdote of past questionable events, and loud, obnoxious back-patting of one's self.
I really thought Mark would be a good guy, but then he turned on the douchitude and I couldn't handle it!
by Yogiwolfman June 28, 2009