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n. A douchbag so rare that it borders on the mythical. The douchicorn is able to take on many forms, only appears for a few seconds randomly at meat markets, and is usually wearing sunglasses inside at night and sports douchie hair. After seeing a douchicorn one may question if it was really there or a figment of their imagination.
You: Oh my god I think that's the biggest douche I've ever seen in my life.

Friend: Holy Shit you're right!

You: Where did he go?

Friend: Either we both dropped acid and don't remember, or we just witnessed the Douchicorn.
by djsquared1 October 12, 2009

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