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Douchwart is the wart on man's penis. These warts usually appear after or when the man is being a douche. Douchwarts are very painful and have to be chemically removed. Sometimes a man who is being an asshole can be reffered to as a "douchewart"
Man: Bitch make me a sandwhich!

Woman: Wow, you are such a douchewart!
by Majicspleen June 15, 2010