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What you call an ex who is a total asshole or someone you know who is a total moron. How did Joe not know you would find out? What a douchewaffle.
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An offshoot of the highly popular douchebag. Use in a derogatory sense.
Literal definition: a waffle made using the contents of a douchebag. Abstract definition: a person who has surpassed the usual level of a 'douchebag' and is now at a whole new level of doucheness. You drank the last beer? You douchewaffle!
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The next level of douche-baggery. This is the top-of-the-line version of a douchebag. A douchewaffle often cusses excessively, makes fun of those who are often smaller than him/herself, thinks highly of him/herself, may have been abused as a child, and usually has an IQ relative to that of a monkey. Can also be considered a flat out moronic asshole. Jake: Wow, that guy is such an asshole... GOD he pisses me right the fuck off!!!
Joe: I know what you mean dude... that guy's a real douchewaffle. |
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A human being possesing traits similar to a special needs individual, however not having been diagnosed with any actual disorder. A human being who makes rash, idiotic, decisions with very little knowledge about the situation. I sent Dan to go fix that job, he came back dazed and confused and talking about something completely different than what he was sent to do, he's such a douchewaffle.
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One who is utterly and indefinetly asinine in everything that he/she does in life. Also a complete failure and annoyance to all. That fag is such a douchewaffle, his shit isn't fuckin' funny and he is a dick.
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An extreme douchebag! Man that guy is a complete douchewaffle for standing you up!
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Girl1: did you hear what cj did?
girl1: no? girl1:He fucked brit, then dumped her! girl2: WHAT A DOUCHEWAFFLE! |
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