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DoucheTron 5000 

DoucheTron 5000 is the robot version of Trump. It is programmed to only lie and fraudulently cheat and alienate all who have the misfortune to cross its path. It automatically grabs any woman's pussy within reach. DoucheTron 5000 also takes massive dumps like its "human" counterpart. Its main weakness is its fragile ego software.
DoucheTron 5000 had a meltdown today when confronted with irrefutable facts and logic.
DoucheTron 5000 by EightBall July 23, 2018
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The Uberest of Douches. As a Lioness is to a cougar, so is a Doucheyne to a douche.
Son: Who was that Douche we just saw at The Crossing Over Show?

Dad: Son that was John Edwards, he's a Doucheyne, The Biggest Douche in the Universe.
Doucheyne by PeterNortherly May 4, 2014

douchetuber 

A phrase originated by Cr1tikal, meaning any YouTuber who uploads content that flexes on the audience, and exploits children for money. These people are the lowest form of humans.
Logan Paul is such a douchetuber, all he cares about is the money.
douchetuber by DuXXDumpster November 26, 2018

douchetacular 

No one can deny that Kanye's begging money from Mark Zuckerburg was simply douchetacular.
douchetacular by james savik September 10, 2016

douchetuber 

A term coined by Cr1tikal, also known as penguinz0. A douchetuber, in his words, is "someone with no soul, no morals, no creativity, and no entertainment." These types of people are near the bottom in terms of YouTube, like shit skid that's crusted onto the toilet bowl. These types of YouTubers also exploit children for ad revenue, hold fake giveaways, and flex on their fans. They also tend to have lots of small dick energy.
"Who's your favorite douchetuber?"
"It's hard to pick a favorite since they're all the same"
douchetuber by sjl057 May 12, 2019

Douchey Choo Choo 

When a group of men, whether coincidental or not, walk through any given area in a straight or almost straight line with each of them wearing at least half a container of AXE Body Spray.
Johnny: Nothing could make this day any worse.
Jimmy: OH NO! HERE COMES THE DOUCHEY CHOO CHOO!
Johnny: I stand corrected.
Douchey Choo Choo by DCRThinnes January 28, 2011

douchetard

A way to describe someone currently acting like a douche in an attempt to get them to rethink the actions they have taken in their life.
Habid, why are you being such a douchetard to the kind lovely and sweet lady who shows you nothing but love and affection?
douchetard by jossthegreat December 17, 2013