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1.
Something that's douchebaggish and retarded at the same time
Wwoooooww! That's not douchetarded or anything!
by Awesomazing February 03, 2009
 
2.
Anything or anyone that is rampant in douche-baggery and retarded.
"Dude, did you see what Bill did last night? He tripped over his pants, knocked over a lamp that fell on Joey, and he yelled at Joey for making stupid noises. He is SO douchetarded."
by BlarghStudios October 07, 2011