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A term preceded by a pound (#) sign, embedded in tweets, forum posts, or other online communications. Used by people who are ignorant of how content-indexing systems work, thinking that they have to create identifiers or catchphrases to make their content searchable and more prominent. The number of these tags embedded in a person's communications is proportional to their self-importance and insecurity. One of the great things about the #iPhone was abandoning the #stylus. Not sure why #samsung thinks bring it back is #innovation and #freedom
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(1) any number of bluetooth headset devices; esp. one worn constantly.
(2) tracking device used by anthropologists to study the habits of douches. Used since 2003 in a very successful catch and release program. I knew what kinda guy we were dealing with as soon as I saw the douchetag.
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An item one can purchase that instantly and almost unequivocally makes them into a douche-bag. Rarely if ever can a douchetag be purchased and put into use without the owner turning complete douche within minutes. Some extremely rare cases are documented but believed to be urban myths. You will know them when you see them, it is science. Blue Tooth head sets, Ed Hardy or Affliction apparel, Hayabusa Motorcycles (usually persons first motorcycle), Camaros, Lifted trucks that don't go off-road, Lambo Door kits, membership to a tanning salon, Gaudy jewelery, and tribal tattoos are also forms of douchetags.
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A dogtag similar to those worn by military personnel. A douchetag is such only when the accused douchebag who wears it has not actually been in the military "Eww, he got that lame ass douchetag from AX didn't he?"
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