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10.
verbal stupidity only comparitable to a used douche bag.
The douchery will never cease as long as humans have the capability to speak.
by EAH May 20, 2005
 
1.
To engage in the actions of a douche (or douche bag).
I cannot abide Dan's douchery.
by Jonnyguano August 15, 2005
 
2.
N. - An act of douche-like quality; a place where the art of douchery is practiced.

Alternate spelling: doucherie (archaic)
"I'm sick of working at this douchery."

"When you turned on me in that meeting - that was some serious douchery."

"Forsooth, latent asshole, thou hast wandered oft through the land of doucherie, where politician weaves his tale and pigeon doth shit on thy head."
- Lord Elbenworth

by Lord Cyrinald November 07, 2007
 
3.
Douchery is douchebaggery which is merely tedious.

Unlike full-blown douchebaggery, mere douchery does not provoke sufficient passion in the observer to make the two hard consonants in the middle of the word worth the effort.
Jack: Check it - what kind of guy comes to a football game wearing a Vacheron watch? Douchebaggery!
Joe: Nah man, that's just a fake.
Jack and Joe: <sigh> Douchery...
by Pipe Downn January 10, 2010
 
4.
The act or art of being a douche
Jacob is interupting this class with his douchery.
by master of dizaster December 12, 2007
 
5.
to engage in the actions of a douche (douche bag)
I cannot abide Dan's douchery.
by Jonnyguano August 15, 2005
 
6.
The horrendous acts of unadulterated stupidity perpetrated by baldwin, don and all known associates.
Since Baldwin arrived, the office has been flooded with douchery.
by hamburger2 August 22, 2011
 
7.
Similar to a hatchery. A place where baby douches are unknowingly raised by their douche mommies and daddies. You may recognize the early signs of being a douche in these little ones in public places. Hopefully you don't know anyone running a douchery.
OMG, with a dad like Jon, I hope Kate isn't stuck running a douchery for those 8 kids after their divorce.
by ImNotReallyAWaitress August 17, 2010