Noun: A man that is a dick, but at the same time is not cool.
After the cool cat sits down with the girl the doucher is with, the doucher walks up and gets shitty with the cool cat that didn't know she wasn't alone.
Cool Cat: So, you just want to be a dick.
Doucher: Yes, that's right I am a dick.
Cool Cat: Well, I am a dick myself, but I'm cool, so are you going to be cool or what?
Doucher: No, I'm not cool.
Cool Cat: Well, you are a doucher.
one who practices duchebaggery
doucher: see also Ryan Seacrest
someone who has douche bag qualities
Darren is such a doucher.
A person with an extreme lack of sophistication, basic decency and common sense.
Douchers rarely come to the self- realisation that they are in fact douchers.
Common Doucher Symptoms:
1. Poor sentence structure/ Hard to understand
2. Uses vulgary language in public locations
3. Often contradicts themselves
4. Likes to harrass wildlife
5. Walks around late at night informing strangers that they are intoxicated
Doucher: "Im so baked man, can I have some of your slurpee?
Civilian (To Friend): "Lets get away from these douchers!"
Douchers: "Check out these cat mats we stole"
Civilians: "What are you going to do with them?"
Douchers: "Throw' em in the lake"
noun- One who participates in doucheful activities; one who partakes in douchery, douchism, or is a douchist.
"You are such a doucher, you prick."
"I'm going to use my douche. I am a doucher."
Noun: Someone or something that is a Douche bag. May or may not also be a asshole.
Man, 90% of iphone owners are Douchers
When calling someone a douche or even a douche bag won't suffice. A doucher is a further insult since that person is not simply the douche or the douche bag but the one who douches.
Yeah, that guy's a total doucher.
One who is a repetitive Douche or Scumbag.
Asher is such a doucher, he leaves his wallet at home every time we go out to eat.