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9.
noun; pronounced (doosher) - a man who has children, specifically twins, before the age of twenty-one and marries the woman with which he conceived in order to make the "incident" seem more traditional
A college student gets his girlfriend pregnant on St. Patrick's Day. After finding out about the pregnancy, the two get married and move in with the man's parents. The newly weds have twins and the man's future all of a sudden becomes very bleak. This man is now a doucher.
by Funk Master P April 08, 2009
 
1.
one who practices duchebaggery
doucher: see also Ryan Seacrest
by cxnnor May 16, 2009
 
2.
someone who has douche bag qualities
Darren is such a doucher.
by jenni s. September 28, 2007
 
3.
A person with an extreme lack of sophistication, basic decency and common sense.

Douchers rarely come to the self- realisation that they are in fact douchers.

Common Doucher Symptoms:

1. Poor sentence structure/ Hard to understand
2. Uses vulgary language in public locations
3. Often contradicts themselves
4. Likes to harrass wildlife
5. Walks around late at night informing strangers that they are intoxicated

Doucher: "Im so baked man, can I have some of your slurpee?
Civilian (To Friend): "Lets get away from these douchers!"


Douchers: "Check out these cat mats we stole"
Civilians: "What are you going to do with them?"
Douchers: "Throw' em in the lake"
by Cornelius the Great July 10, 2008
 
4.
noun- One who participates in doucheful activities; one who partakes in douchery, douchism, or is a douchist.
"You are such a doucher, you prick."

"I'm going to use my douche. I am a doucher."
by J Maze January 14, 2009
 
5.
Noun: Someone or something that is a Douche bag. May or may not also be a asshole.

Man, 90% of iphone owners are Douchers
by Shnuck April 01, 2009
 
6.
When calling someone a douche or even a douche bag won't suffice. A doucher is a further insult since that person is not simply the douche or the douche bag but the one who douches.
Yeah, that guy's a total doucher.
by kiwi-man August 17, 2009
 
7.
One who is a repetitive Douche or Scumbag.
Asher is such a doucher, he leaves his wallet at home every time we go out to eat.
by Duppiedoo November 16, 2009