Douchenose 

Someone who you want to smack for being a douche

After watching jersey shore, I thought the situation was a douchenose to women

Douchenose by Sumdumho September 25, 2014

doucheassery

an act or acts of jackassery committed by completely douchey people

Tom is up to his usual doucheassery by wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt and claiming to be a UFC fan

doucheassery by pendergastastic September 6, 2010

doucheous 

Adj, - A word to describe someones whose actions are that of a douche or douchebag.

Rick: "Can I see your iPhone? I wanna play a song, cuz everyone is bored of Creed..."
Hernan: "NO!"
Rick: "Wow... Alright. You don't have to act so doucheous..."

doucheous by A Breed of Sushi January 25, 2009

doucherie 

act committed by a douche bag

did you see that guy just cut me off?!

yea, he committed a doucherie

doucherie by sunshine2010 February 4, 2010

doucheosterone 

The natural hormone that a douche bag guy creates or injects into his body. Most douchey dudes have high levels of this hormone.

Jim seems to be exceptional douche bag today. His doucheosterone must be off the charts.

doucheosterone by TrenchtheWrench June 17, 2018

douchepiece  

A hands-free phone worn on the ear, used anywhere outside of a vehicle.

It was a terrible first date...the guy wore his douchepiece the whole time.

douchepiece by Juliana Gallin October 15, 2008

Doucheover 

When you wake up in the morning and realize you were a douchebag the night before.

Basically, a hangover for douchebags (like Kanye West).

Tim: Hey Bobby, you were a total douche at that party last night!

Bobby: Yeah, I realized that this morning when I woke up with this feeling of complete regret.

Tim: Ah! The doucheover. Bummer dude.

Doucheover by Kevin Cossner Spacey January 24, 2011