Adj: 1) A person who spouts forth douchebaggery like a hose sprays water. 2) A person who has nothing competent to add but useless drama or needless facts.
That girl is such a douche nozzle, all we hear is drama drama drama!
That guy is so full of himself, a real douche nozzle!
A long groomed beard which projects from the chin whereas the rest of the face is shaved.
Dude, Ian Scott from Anthrax has a awesome douche nozzle. He must be the king douche.
Los Angeles colloquial for vuvuzela.
I hate going to the game and having to hear everyone blasting their douche nozzles.
A general doucher
. somebody thats so much of a douche that he has to be described as a douche nozzle
Is he cool?
No hes a total Douche nozzle.
A nozzle that sprays natty light, the doucheyest beverage known to man.
Hey bro, poor me one from the douche nozzle.
The blabber mouth tradesman, usually an electrician with a penchant for soapbox sermons. The ever-willing preacher of self-righteousness with a lack of self-reflection, always pointing out the faults of others and incessantly thumping his chest in a deluded victory when in any given social situation. The Douche Nozzle possesses social skills that are Neanderthal level attempts to detract from their own self-loathing caused by mundane physical attributes such as excess body hair, extra digits or even poor fashion sense.
That new guy is a real douche nozzle, he hasn't shut up once today and he's pissing me off with his glorious yarns of honor and integrity, the guy is so full of shit and just shy of being a fuckstick
. Heck, did you see the guy, he looks like a Wookie, has 12 toes and dresses like a lumberjack and he's trying to tell me how i should run my life.
Being such a douche bag
that you are actually compared to the end inserted into one ass.
Ya know he is seriously a douche nozzle