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1.
1.One who engages in the mopping of douche. Sometimes attempts to consume said douche.

2. One who enters an IRC chat and screams upon being adressed by someone. The douchemop immediately quits the room upon screaming 'aaaaaaaaah!'
damn, smashed is a Douchemop.
by Oobgarm April 30, 2004