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1. A person who hordes used douches.

2. An arrogant person who is selfish and thinks only of themselves.
You're such a douchemonger, Ryan! You ate all the donuts!
by Elix March 29, 2005
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Worse than a Douchbag. A Super Douchebag prick that likes to hang out with other Lesser Douchebag Friends, gathering them around him so he can feel like more of a douchebag than the Douchebags he mongered.
AKA Chandler from Friends.
"Jerry, you fucking Douche Monger, tell your friends to go home!"
by Hazard October 24, 2003
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One who spreads douche-like behavior. Always an insult. Used in place of douchebag.
-That guys an asshole
-Yeah, he's a real douche-monger
by not Dan N. November 26, 2008
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One who mongers much douchery.
Roby, quit being such a DoucheMonger, geez louise!
by shmelenix October 24, 2009
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An individual who attempts to buy illegal software at wal-mart.
That douche monger Az tried to buy a yahoo booter at wal-mart.
by Supadupapoopafly October 21, 2006
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Noun, a person who is a douche times ten.
"Georgia, you are a douchemonger."
by HPFanatic August 22, 2009
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Extreme Douche bag, usually the leader of a small group of douches. Extremely gay and faggish, wakes up underneath another douche bag with his dick in his ass.
Michael you fucking douche monger. Get your dick out of his ass. You were so far in i couldnt even see you.
by Bill March 15, 2004
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