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douchemeyer 

A unique type of douche. He as well as being a douche possesses many of the characteristics of Urban Meyer.

An arrogant middle aged man with the maturity of a frat boy.

Someone willing to say anything to get their way. ( lying to recruits)

Someone who runs up the score on lesser competition to feed his already massive ego.

Someone who thinks of himself as a genius while no one else does.

Someone who cries foul when his tactics are used against him.

Also a term describing an inappropriate male on male relationship between a coach and his star player.
That guy is such a douchemeyer for beating praireview a&m 70-3.

I think coach pulled a douchemeyer on little timmy.
douchemeyer by mitch guist May 7, 2013

Douchemire 

- The ultimate form of doucheness.

- Only exhibited by one who surpasses all others in his or her ability to be a douche.

- Displayed by punk boys who believe themselves to be men.

- An extreme case of douchemire is accompanied by an innate ability to be a pussy. The douchemire in question has no known XX chromosome.
She left likes that douchemire? Stupid bitch..
Douchemire by Miss no good February 10, 2010

douchebiter 

A compound insult, consisting of the insult Douchebag and the word Biter, thus referring to the person being insulted as someone who actually bites a vaginal douche. nuff said.
John: hey, you really suck at everything you do
Francis: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DOUCHEBITER!!!
douchebiter by suomynonamai July 7, 2011

Douchemover

1. A person who pulls many douchemoves.
ex. "That was such a douchemove, he's a DOUCHEMOVER"
Douchemover by abbddejt August 22, 2009

douchember 

Having sex with as many douche bags as you want, and then dropping their sorry asses, or dick teasin it and NOT having sex with said douche bag...in the month of december.
i cant believe i had sex with that tool...oh well, its douchember
douchember by SickNastMuthaFucka November 21, 2010

Doucheimer 

When you drink so much that you act like a douchebag, but don't remember it the next day.
Dude, you were such a doucheimer last night.
Doucheimer by Dum_Diddy August 26, 2011