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8. douchelord
A landlord who repeatedly violates the 24-hour notification rule by showing up at your rental unannounced.
"Shit, the landlord is here!" you say.

"Did that pud call first?" I say.

"No." you say.

"Oh, that's the douchelord." I say. "Don't let him in."
1. douchelord
1.Person/s that demonstrates all the qualities of being a douche so well, they could in fact be a deity among douches.
2.The lord and messiah of all douches.
that guy is one douchelord
by Nev Oct 29, 2004 add a video
2. Douchelord
Someone who has reached such a high level of douchebaggery that they are respected and held in high esteem by other douchebags. The leader of the douchebags.
His reputation with the ladies has helped him attain douchelord status among his peers.
3. douchelord
There are douches, and then there is the douchelord, who is the douchiest of all the douches.
Girl 1: He thinks he can get all the girls in the school.

Girl 2: No way! What a douchelord!
4. Douchelord
King/queen of douchbags
Kriya is a douchelord! :)
5. douchelord
someone that is the king of all douches, total prick, and may have the name Brad.
The douchelord Brad walked to his home on wheels.
6. Douchelord
Someone who is arrogant, and selfish, does what they want at all cost to others feelings etc., and has a false sense of self perception! manipulative bastards who see women as little more then sexual objects. they will pretend to the perfect guy, spend money on women, and do any form of manipulation to get what they want from a woman. insensitive, controlling, and will treat women like sex objects. This person is a man's man, guys rule, he will also get his friend's to participate in his games that he play's with women. The consequential bad friend, the one who ruins others relations for his own purpose, and self gain. A douchelord is the person who will gain what they want at all cost, to anyone, friends,family, and especially women. This person is king of all douche's.
Did you see that tammy and max are divorcing? I guess max was out with his friend derek again,and they went to the club, and stayed out all night. I guess max cheated again. He only does this when he is with that douchelord friend of his, derek!

Do not go home with dane. He is only being nice to you, and buying your drinks, so he can take you home and sleep with you. He is a such a douchelord!
7. douchelord
a guy who breaks up with his girlfriend claiming he needs to be single but actually just wants to sleep with her noncommittally.
You know that guy on the baseball team who just broke up with his girl? Yeah, well he totally still tries to rail her. What a douchelord!
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