Doucheblind 

A girl who is hopelessly attached to a boyfriend and cannot realize that he's a douchebag no matter what he does.

During Susie's boyfriend's third victory dance after winning a game of ping-pong, we realized how doucheblind she was.

Doucheblind by The In and Out Kids October 2, 2005

Doucheflag

Another name for car window flags.

People think they are super cool flying flags on all their car window, but everyone else thinks they are douchebags.

Doucheflag flyer: Hey check out the sweet Super Bowl champions window flag I have on my Jetta. The Patriots are the best!!
Bystander: Not only do you look like a giant douche for just having a doucheflag, but the Patriots haven't even been to the Super Bowl in years.

Doucheflag by ronious January 13, 2010

Douchebilly

A combination of a douchebag and a hillbilly. Not just a douchebag and not just a hillbilly but both! A Douchebilly!

My ex-husband is a real douchebilly

Douchebilly by muleymomma February 2, 2010

doucheclip

the device used to fasten one's cell phone to their belt.

That guy was beating up the beat and battling so hard, I can't believe his phone stayed in his doucheclip.

doucheclip by mosdefjenny December 19, 2009

Doucheblog 

n. Blog that has suffered a major change in tone and content following the relationship problems of the author. In essence, a blog which was once insightful, well informed, and topical has spiraled down to one long, bitter, misogynistic rant.

I've been reading Dave's blog for years, but ever since his girlfriend dumped him it's just become a total doucheblog.

Doucheblog by Tagz April 18, 2010

Douchebility 

When an act of douchbaggery is committed with such grandeur as to give the illusion of possessing an exceptional talent.

Spencer Pratt's douchebility is so extraordinary he has become a household name.

Douchebility by CocoChristopher July 10, 2009

doucheflect

(v.) typically in a work environment, the act of deflecting a responsibility of your own onto another while simultaneously being a douche by gaining the support of those who expect you to perform said duty in excusing you from it and, furthermore, now expecting it from the other party

-ion (n.)

Randy was supposed to write that report but but he talked to his boss and doucheflected and now I have to do it!

doucheflect by tzodyaq December 17, 2009