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12. douchefuck
Sex with a girl that is so wet it feels like she douched right before you started fucking.
"That girl is such a douchefuck SHE stained the couch."
by Becca the Strange Oct 28, 2004 add a video
1. douchefuck
A combination of the word "douche" and "fuck."

A person who is a fucking douche.
Dude, you're such a douchefuck!
by Bill Oct 12, 2004 add a video
2. douchefuck
Describes an individual who has shown themself to be a stupid, very brainless, utterly confused person that causes you to express such disgust with them by calling them this name.
1. I can’t believe you are such a douchefuck, you have got to be shitting me!
2. Hey douchefuck, come over here I said!
3. douchefuck
an absolute, total douchebag but to the next degree
Hey u fuckin douchefuck
4. Douchefuck
Someone who is worse than a douche & a fucker combined.
Did you just see that guy? He cut me off and then waved & smiled. What a douchefuck!
5. douchefuck
a stupid, annoying person.

bitches about everything possible.

thinks they are amazing, will refer to you as "my girl", don't expect to be called by your name by a douchefuck.
WILLIE LIPSEY, IS SUCH A DOUCHEFUCK.
6. douchefuck
when someone goes and tells their mom what EVERY single, little thing their sister does...just to get them in trouble. and the enjoy it.
claire was a total douchefuck to jenna yesterday.
7. DoucheFuck
When Douchebag Isnt Enough To Explain Someones Retardidness
Some Dude: Guys, I Gotta Tell You A Secret. . . I Like It When Girls Hit Me
Everyone Else: You DoucheFuck
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