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18.
n. one who pussies out when it comes to fucking because they have absolutely no clue what the fuck they are doing.
Billy got so excited when he started to kiss Judy, that he pulled a douche ninny and looked like a complete douche fuck.
by rk May 05, 2004
 
1.
A combination of the word "douche" and "fuck."

A person who is a fucking douche.
Dude, you're such a douchefuck!
by Bill October 12, 2004
 
2.
Describes an individual who has shown themself to be a stupid, very brainless, utterly confused person that causes you to express such disgust with them by calling them this name.
1. I can’t believe you are such a douchefuck, you have got to be shitting me!
2. Hey douchefuck, come over here I said!
by KraussMan April 18, 2008
 
3.
1: noun. A combination of douche bag and dumb fuck.
Jimmy: 2 pairs beat a full house.
Johnny: No they don't douche fuck!
by Bonus April 19, 2005
 
4.
an absolute, total douchebag but to the next degree
Hey u fuckin douchefuck
by Jason109825 July 31, 2006
 
5.
a douche bag person who is completely confused at life and fucking sucks.
"damn sarah, you are a complete and total douche fuck for making me repeat myself 26 times."
by deanna marie September 14, 2007
 
6.
noun: one who is a fucking douche
Josh is a real douche fuck
by Ashley May 21, 2004
 
7.
1 - About the lowest form of human being around, lower than a douche-bag (douche bag) or fucker/fuckwad, etc...

2 - A person who engages in sexual activity with a used douchebag.
Tom Cruise sure did turn into a douche-fuck as of late...
by J. B. Baby April 25, 2006