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A combination of the word "douche" and "fuck."

A person who is a fucking douche.
Dude, you're such a douchefuck!
by Bill October 12, 2004
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Describes an individual who has shown themself to be a stupid, very brainless, utterly confused person that causes you to express such disgust with them by calling them this name.
1. I can’t believe you are such a douchefuck, you have got to be shitting me!
2. Hey douchefuck, come over here I said!
by KraussMan April 18, 2008
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1: noun. A combination of douche bag and dumb fuck.
Jimmy: 2 pairs beat a full house.
Johnny: No they don't douche fuck!
by Bonus April 19, 2005
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an absolute, total douchebag but to the next degree
Hey u fuckin douchefuck
by Jason109825 July 31, 2006
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Someone who is worse than a douche & a fucker combined.
Did you just see that guy? He cut me off and then waved & smiled. What a douchefuck!
by LaureeBrutal September 26, 2006
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a douche bag person who is completely confused at life and fucking sucks.
"damn sarah, you are a complete and total douche fuck for making me repeat myself 26 times."
by deanna marie September 14, 2007
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1 - About the lowest form of human being around, lower than a douche-bag (douche bag) or fucker/fuckwad, etc...

2 - A person who engages in sexual activity with a used douchebag.
Tom Cruise sure did turn into a douche-fuck as of late...
by J. B. Baby April 25, 2006
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