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<noun>
1. A male who is so confused with his own sexuality, he washes his penis with a small plastic water bottle.

2. A combination of a douchebag and a dickweed.
1. "Man that fag was so drunk! What a douchedick!"
2. "After seeing the way he drives, I have determined he is a complete douchedick."
by Clint & Cherise October 27, 2005
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1.
A person with both the qualities of a douche bag and also a dick.
Hey that guy wearing the pink shirt with the collar up is a real douche dick.
by timbog1979 April 16, 2006
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2.
A male who always tries to be better that another male in every way. Also a guy who blocks your cock so he can try only to fail in the end.
Hot girl "Hey adam i love your shirt"
adam "thanks, can i get your number"
Douchedick "I taught him how to wear shirts like that, talk to me instead"
adam "fuckin douchedick"
by EdgarMayneeeeeeee January 27, 2008
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3.
A combination of someone who is a total dick and a bit of a douche bag
That guy wearing the pink shirt with the collar up is a total douche dick.
by timbog1979 April 16, 2006
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5.
a douchebag and dick combined
both literally and metaphorically
me: man that cocky guy was so dumb today. he was like "are you surprised i know your name?"
friend: yeah he's dumb i hate him
me: what a douchedick
by clitandre May 11, 2009
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6.
A person so mean and rude you can't just call them a "duche" or "dick"
You: That guy took up two spots and then spilt his drink on half the people here.

Friend: What a douche-dick.
by TickleMeSilly March 26, 2014
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