1. A male who is so confused with his own sexuality, he washes his penis with a small plastic water bottle.
2. A combination of a douchebag and a dickweed.
2. "After seeing the way he drives, I have determined he is a complete douchedick."
adam "thanks, can i get your number"
Douchedick "I taught him how to wear shirts like that, talk to me instead"
adam "fuckin douchedick"