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A measure of the number of douche bags in the immediate area. Thus, an open field would be considered to have a very low douchecosity level, where as a night club on a Friday night will tend to have a relatively high level.
The douchecosity level at the Cedar Hotel sure is high on Friday nights. There are popped collars everywhere.
by douchecosity November 09, 2011