douchebaksh 

The highest category of douchebag, reserved only for those who've publicly and repeatedly proven themselves as such throughout their lives, careers, etc. Inspired by the great shirtless internet entrepreneur Gurbaksh Chahal.

1) Tom: Did you see that guy cry about starving children in Somalia and then go blow $50,000 on bottle service without donating a dime?

John: Yeah man...that guy's beyond a douchebag..that guy's a douchebaksh

douchebaksh by LVB3 March 12, 2011

douchefuck 

A combination of the word "douche" and "fuck."

A person who is a fucking douche.

Dude, you're such a douchefuck!

douchefuck by Bill October 12, 2004

doucheburst 

an individual who is normally just a plain old douche, at the moment when they go above and beyond their douchiness to new levels, effectively bursting

Jeremy was always a total douche, but when he pissed on the Christmas tree, I knew it was a doucheburst moment

doucheburst by Rachel Tamed December 21, 2008

douchebucket 

A tosser who has become so intolerable, that douchebag is no longer adequate to describe their level of douche.

Generally speaking, one is a douchebag before they graduate to douchebucket, but some losers can go straight to bucket level (See: @ChrislHayes)

Smitty: Dude, I smashed my brand new flat screen with a brick!

Leroy: Why da fuck did you do dat?

Smitty: I was watching MSLSD and that little twerp in woman's glasses was yammering and I lost it.

Leroy; That muhfuh is a douchebucket.

douchebucket by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS October 26, 2013

douchefuck 

Describes an individual who has shown themself to be a stupid, very brainless, utterly confused person that causes you to express such disgust with them by calling them this name.

1. I can’t believe you are such a douchefuck, you have got to be shitting me!
2. Hey douchefuck, come over here I said!

douchefuck by KraussMan April 18, 2008

douchebumps 

(n.) A condition which occurs while or directly following the witnessing of an action of or statement by a person who would fit the description of a douche bag. Usually tied to the emotional sensation of being embarrassed on behalf of another person because whatever they just did was packed full of douchery. Sometimes accompanied by the phrase "are you fucking kidding me?" and a sour facial expression.

Josh: I can't come to the party tonight dude, I gotta get my burn on at the gym. Plus I just got that new Dave Matthews. Yeah!

Eavesdropping bystander: Wow. I just got douchebumps.

douchebumps by christenapril March 30, 2010

douchefucker 

1). A phrase uttered in dismay over losing a race in Mario Kart.
2). An insult which cripples anothers self respect, as the victim is haunted by images of fucking douches.

1). You Douchefucker! You keep getting blue shells in second place!
2). Girl: Are you cheating on me?
Guy: Yes, why wouldn't I?
Girl: You Douchefucker!
Guy: AH! Do I really have intercourse with douches?

douchefucker by Storyingtelling Sam May 18, 2006