When anyone over the age of 12 drinks a juice box
*Dave, a 40 year old man sips a juice box*
Jim: Man, hows the douche box?
Dave: *sip* Delicious.
by tableraper May 16, 2009
Top Definition
similar to douchebag, but even funnier sounding than the original.
shut the fuck up, douchebox.
by phore-twunny July 02, 2005
an area containing 3 or more douche bags thus making it a douche box
so we went to that kegger last night and i swear there was a douche box in every corner of the room
by iamthedylanator June 14, 2011
A container or vessel where people, who are not worthy of oxygen (or are extreme douches), go to die.
People, namely Avery, who feel the need to critique/correct urban dictionary submissions. Thus, he would be a douche box.
by Red Forman January 28, 2008
Used to describe a person that is extremely annoying. Stronger term than douche bag.
You've just been upgraded to a douche box, because a bag can't hold all your douche.
by Corny poops December 19, 2008
Is more than a simple douchebag, he is so well defined as a douche, he gets a box with 6 perfectly aligned sides to perfectly fit, and define, the area that is his douche being.

Facial skin is legitimately ashamed to be carbon related to his being and has given up trying to keep up appearances, and you can honestly hear the 200mph tornado of wind tunnel that exists between his left and right ears.

Exhibits the look of utter cluelessness, open mouth breathing, blank stare, comatose, ignorant, drunk, empty, drained, shit filled, long range stare in his face.
Order of precedence: Douche, Douchebag, King of Douchebaggary, Douchebox.

He's more than just a douche. More than the King of Douchebaggary, he's a freakin' Douchebox!

Where is that douchebox?

Hey! You! Douchebox! Stop breathing! You're stealing my oxygen!
by another douche July 07, 2012
Upgraded douche container
No, your not even a douchebag, I've upgraded your ass to a douchebox
by cchhrriiss13 November 21, 2009
a person much douchier than the usual douchebag, or a group of douchebags, or a place filled with douchebags...because a box contains more than one
Lets get out of here this place is a douchebox

That guy just came up to me and asked me to go out to his car...not to mention he looks like Pete Sampras...douchebox
by bean_the_magical_fruit December 18, 2009
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