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A comment, status update or tweet designed to illicit idiotic responses.
Almost any mention of politics is great douchebait. Take a firm position and watch the feeding frenzy.

I criticized some parents for using their child's image as a profile pic on Facebook and it proved to be a perfect piece of douchebait.
by Darren O'Donnell April 13, 2011

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A person (or persons) influencing or personally changing the aroma and/or secretions of the female vagina. Forcing the female to participate in a vaginal cleaning otherwise know as douching!
"God Lori, I had sex with John last night and now my pussy stinks! I am never sleeping with that Douchebait again!"
by Melissa & Phoebe December 21, 2005

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