Douchebaggeritis

When a person is chronically an asshole, a jerk or a wanker, he suffers from the ailment named "Douchebaggeritis".

Damn those Starbucks customers really all suffer from Douchebaggeritis.

Douchebaggeritis by GEoDLeto July 7, 2011

Douchebaggerie

(noun). A bar where jocks, fratboys, preppies, wiggers, and the girls that love them congregate. Usually very crowded with obnoxious loud hiphop/r&b/poptronica/reggae/reggaeton/contemporary top40 music permeating everything. Airheaded girls can be seen dancing on the bartop impeding the purchase of alcohol from honest patrons, while slackjawed submorons who havent completed their evolutionary cycle drool over said bartop dancers. Barfights are a common occurrence, and they are usually begun over something totally insignificant. Flatscreen televisions showing all manner of sporting events cover the walls like a fresh (and garishly unsightly) coat of paint.

I tried meeting up with those guys, but they were all the way at the back of the bar completely buried by the drunken meatheads hooting and hollering over the two girls standing on the bar grinding each other; it was a total douchebaggerie.

Douchebaggerie by xwraith April 29, 2009

douchebaggers 

Teabaggers, namely ignorant, racist, Obama-hating conservatives who pitch a bitch every time Barack Obama does something to try to help poor bastards like them. Brainwashed by hateful conservative pundits, they have no idea that they are fighting against their own economic interest, but continue to publicly spout their ignorance and attempt to block the progress that this corrupt country so desperately needs.

They are conservatives, ergo they are douchebags: hence the term "douchebaggers." See also "douchebagger."

1. Boy, those douchebaggers on TV really have their panties in a bunch. What a pack of idiots. What are they so angry about?

2. Yollin keeps wearing his stupid Obama-bashing t-shirts. He's a real douchebagger.

douchebaggers by OsirusR July 6, 2010

douchebaggerous 

Something a douchebag would do.

It was very douchebaggerous when he wrote his phone number on an ATM receipt for that girl.

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douchebaggerous by great_write_whale December 16, 2009

douchebaggerist 

Person or persons displaying douchebaggerer tendencies

This Douchebaggerist just asked if he could take a nude pic on my bike , told him to turn his hat around !

douchebaggerist by addiktionink January 5, 2015

douchebaggerie

Something that has characteristics of a douchebag, the going-ons and happenings of a douchebag.

Sure he can come along, as long as he knocks off the douchebaggerie and shave that beard!

douchebaggerie by Sillysighben! July 4, 2023