| 15. | douchebag tagging | ||
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1. The act of tagging a douchebag on the back of his shirt or his vehicle with an embarrassing sticker or label that clearly reads "Douchebag". This form of tagging is becoming more and more popular across the United States and is a anonymous way of letting a Douchebag know that they are infact, a Douchebag! Most douchebags are totally unaware of the fact that they act like douchebags and just need some enlightenment. "Douchebag Tagging" is similar to the all time favorite game of taping a sign on someone's back that boldly states, "I'm Gay, Please Kick Me"!
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| 16. | Husker Douchebag | ||
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Any variety of douchebag native to Minnesota or having characteristics commonly attributed Minnesotans; a douchebag of with punk-like qualities. "That goon, that one from Minneapolis, with the wannabe green mohawk, is such a Husker Douchebag!"
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| 17. | douchebag tan | ||
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A tan you get from doing things registered as douchebag-y.
Ex: Sticking your arm out your BMW/Porsche/Mercedes-Benz "Look at that asshole in the 5-seriers with his arm out the window. I bet you he has a douchebag tan from that!"
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| 18. | Bestfriend Douchebag | ||
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A friend that is your best friend, and yet the biggest douchebag you know Chris is such a bestfriend douchebag
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| 19. | Guitar Douchebag | ||
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Arch-nemesis of Charming Joke Telling Douchebag. Charming Joke Telling Douchebag: "Watson you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!"
Guitar Douchebag : (sits down in corner with guitar, starts strumming chords) "Hey look at me! I know four chords!" Charming Joke Telling Douchebag: (under breath) "I'll get you next time, Guitar Douchebag. Next time!" |
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| 20. | Hollywood Douchebag | ||
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A Hollywood Douchebag (or a Hollywood for short) is someone who trys way too hard to be cool and fails. Someone who uses their cool possesions eg. a cool car, new shoes, new expensive clothes to try to look cool but ends up looking like a jackass.
eg. That guy's a hollywood. eg. You're a hollywood douchebag. eg.Chuck Norris is not a Hollywood Douchebag. |
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| 21. | professional douchebag | ||
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a douchebag so epicly douchebaggy that they must publish and announce every douchebaggy thing they do. professional douchebag- I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message:
"New Orleans fails" |
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