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A complete and total waste of space, oxygen and life.
Rick Santorum is a douchebag.
by vwboy1026 February 26, 2012

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My ex boyfriend, Jayson.
Friend: Did you see that douchebag?!
Me: Oh, that's my ex, Jayson!
by WakaWoman January 12, 2012

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1.) One who outwardly insists that they are the epitome of the human race by mirroring those to whom they are inferior.

2.) One who operates a vehicle of no reasonably admirable purpose in design.

3.) One who attempts to gain self-respect by dominating motorists on public roadways with transparent, predictable, and offensive driving habits.

4.) One who likely rewards their driving performance with repeated and violent sexual penetration of their vehicle in either the gas tank filler opening or exhaust pipe. (see undeniable douchebag)
Hey, check out that douchebag in the parking lot slamming his car up the tail pipe. He must have been driving it really hard earlier!
by Kemion July 31, 2011

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-almost always white males ages 13-19
-usually have long hair
-will greet you with a dumbass secret handshake
-play a sport and think they are cool because of it
-usually suck ass at the sport
-love to act like they are black
lax bros are douche bags
by whatever5551 July 21, 2011

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A douche bag has the typical douche bad faux-hawk, of course. He tries to impress everyone with a large vocabulary of words, and he also thinks that because of this he is better than everyone else. He is the most metrosexual male you will ever meet, and he claims that he ISN'T GAY. Nothing wrong with being gay, boys. Just come out with it already. He also has only one goal: get into as many girl's pants as possible.
Girl #1: Dude, that guy is SUCH a douche bag.
Girl #2: The one over there with the faux-hawk and the v-neck tank top?
Girl #1: Yes! He tried to impress me by bragging about his large endowment, which supposedly runs in the family.

Girl #2: What a douche. Smh.
by LaineAnn June 21, 2011

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All the guys from Jersey Shore.
Do you watch that show on MTV with all those douche bags in it??
by inelevater October 15, 2010

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1. a name u call someone whos an idiot
2. something used to clean ur vagina, usually used after ur period.
1. he is such a douche bag!!!
2. my friend looked up the word douche bag on wikipedia and it said a bag for douching.
by xcometxrulesx October 14, 2010

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