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Douche bag is a word that I use to much... Due to the annoyingly idiotic people that surround me.
Easily put, some one that suffers from retardation and pisses you off a lot. When you get mad, you call them a douche bag. Now, when this person is your father, then they are bald, mean, have a beer belly, and got what they deserved.
Jerks that need to be a. bitch slaped or b. kicked in the nuts. >.<
*Love yah dad!*
Me: Your such a douche bag...
Father: Do you know what that means? Go look it up!
Me: Oh yes, in fact I wrote my own verson, now you go look that up.
Father: *gets red and walks away angerly*
Me: Oh Burn!

Dude, your a friggen douche bag!!
by Smexie Emo November 11, 2006

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People who are so full of themselves pretending to be "wheelers" or "players" in the corporate world but do not know their ass from a hole in the ground. Douchebags like this call meetings to hear themselves talk, but never say a goddamn thing of any relevance.
Darryl calls a weekly meeting that we all had to commute to, dusts off last week's agenda and talks utter nonsense for two hours--that's a douchebag.
by J ster February 15, 2006

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douche bag- a 20 year old man who throws a party with six other guys, and sings karaoke to Dido, Lauryn Hill, and other strange singers at 3am waking up all the neighbors in an apartment building.
I couldn't sleep last night because douche bag next door was too friggin' loud.
by Tony February 27, 2005

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Someone who doesn't care about anyone but himself and fucks girls over. Usually a male with a small dick who thinks he is better than everyone. They also often have a lot of money, which is why they act the way they do.
Girl 1: I'm so sad I thought he really liked me and he broke my heart.
Girl 2: I told you Brayden Bagley is the biggest douchebag alive you never listen!
by sadgurl6969 November 22, 2016

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A rating on the type A personality scale which ranges from Asshole to Douchbag.
John is an asshole but he gets things done. Dave on the other hand is a total Douchebag; he'll fuck you over in a heartbeat just to look good to the boss.
by Droobiedoo July 20, 2015

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A person who is incredibly insecure and overcompensates with an obnoxious attitude. They think everyone likes them, but they're really the scum of humanity
A: "Zack randomly tried to make out with my girlfriend the other day!"
B: "God, he's such a douchebag"
by Zach192105 June 15, 2015

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-your boss
-the prick that cheats on your girlfriend
-someone who puts their flat cap hat backwards
-someone who poses like a thug in solo or group selfies
-a worthless asshole
-someone who thinks they're better than people
Can you stop being a douchebag, it's pissing me off.
by xilvergman February 10, 2015

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