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douche bag- a 20 year old man who throws a party with six other guys, and sings karaoke to Dido, Lauryn Hill, and other strange singers at 3am waking up all the neighbors in an apartment building.
I couldn't sleep last night because douche bag next door was too friggin' loud.
by Tony February 27, 2005

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Someone who doesn't care about anyone but himself and fucks girls over. Usually a male with a small dick who thinks he is better than everyone. They also often have a lot of money, which is why they act the way they do.
Girl 1: I'm so sad I thought he really liked me and he broke my heart.
Girl 2: I told you Brayden Bagley is the biggest douchebag alive you never listen!
by sadgurl6969 November 22, 2016

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A rating on the type A personality scale which ranges from Asshole to Douchbag.
John is an asshole but he gets things done. Dave on the other hand is a total Douchebag; he'll fuck you over in a heartbeat just to look good to the boss.
by Droobiedoo July 20, 2015

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-your boss
-the prick that cheats on your girlfriend
-someone who puts their flat cap hat backwards
-someone who poses like a thug in solo or group selfies
-a worthless asshole
-someone who thinks they're better than people
Can you stop being a douchebag, it's pissing me off.
by xilvergman February 10, 2015

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When someone tries to be something they are not. In order to obtain the slightest femail response
Brett Williams is a douche bag
by truecaller January 08, 2015

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Choosing to disregard basic and appropriate social graces of a normal human being in regards to anything relating to their own needs, feelings, and wellbeing over others specially those closed to them IE. Family relationships friends or strangers
Guy has a girlfriend who he gets pregnant and starts dating someone behind her back. what a Douchemove Douchebag
by Rufus December 04, 2014

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Douche comes from the norwegian word dushe, eller dusje which means shower. Having a bag over your head means you dont get the shower, and you are therefore retarded. A douchebag is a stinky person who believes he smells good, therefore he is an idiot or as we say - a douchebag!
Whats that smell? Oh, its that douchebag over there!
by Steingalkrs July 30, 2014

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