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260.
Being past the levels of jerk and asshole but below fucker and mother fucker.
Brhi:Chloe, Conor's a complete Douchébag. He's a know-it-all just forget him.
Chloe:Yeah.
by Jayy~Sky November 01, 2012
 
261.
Marco Malacara
Wow, he's a real douchebag, he must know Marco!
by cam92296 October 06, 2012
 
262.
Kenneth Krause
Me: I ate a cupcake
Kenneth Krause: you're fat, i'm a douche bag
by nooneyoullfindout October 05, 2012
 
263.
1. A tool for vaginal cleaning and hygiene
2. A slang word for an ignorant, arrogant, impolite or selfish person
Thomas Edison is a Douche bag
by benjaplop June 17, 2012
 
264.
A guy who has no brain, acts like he's part of the jersey shore when he really isn't. Tends to be a dick to everyone who isn't his but buddy. An overall asshole in all aspects
Ronnie, pauly d, the jock in your school.
Guy: "dude stop being such a douchebag"
Douchebag: "I'm not a douchebag you're all just faggots"
by Mcstudly69 May 16, 2012
 
265.
Word originated in Hamilton, from an Indian man named Azeem Patel. Legend suggests he was a natural asshole, and his personality was so cocky and rude, the people around him had to invent a new word to describe it.
You're almost a big a douche bag as Azeem Patel!
by goodgirlsgoforassholes May 08, 2012
 
266.
Refers to a self-obsessed person usually of the male gender. An extreme "jerk" or "Asshole".
Derrick: Hey did you hear CJ posted Mike's phone number on Twitter?
Ian: No way, what a douchebag
by gtmillion April 16, 2012