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A feminine product used for cleaning out the female vagina.

Also slang that means something closely related to asshole or shitface.
Why'd you poo on my jacket you douche bag?!

Jenny, my pussy is dirty can you get me my douche bag?
by tookis April 05, 2010
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Someone who makes you want to punch them in the face.
Dave Kennedy is a Douche Bag
by Jigga Hacker February 19, 2010
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A tool, an asshole, a mallrat, a gym prick, someone who spends money they don;t have on protein shakes & 100 a month gym memberships. Dresses like a prep and or bitch. Puts too much time into their hair, uses fake tans, complains that he only makes $13 an hour and makes only 40 hours a week. Kisses with his eyes open, and very bad at it.
Hey man JEFF is a real douche bag recently, he's become a BURDEN.
by Tyler Burden January 16, 2010
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Rob is a major douchebag

Stop being a Rob

Rob is also known as d-bag

That rob cock blocked me
by (:-P) November 20, 2009
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George W Bush. Ex President of the United States
Guy 1 George bush is a douchebag.
Guy 2 Yha he is.
by BamFan October 13, 2009
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See Kanye West.
Kanye West is the biggest douchebag ever, look at what he said: "Taylor, I'm really happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time"
by zenakuten September 23, 2009
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What you call the annoying egocentrical guy that sits behind you in class or at work. Typically someone who is full of themselves and knows it.
You here that guy who keeps talking about himself? Well, he's a fucking douche bag.
by mac'n ass casey June 04, 2009
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