Someone who calls a stranger a hillbilly on Facebook while rocking a wifebeater and faux dog tags.
Doesn't that guy on the balcony with the faux dog tags and the wifebeater know that everybody mocks the Jersey Shore? What a douchebag!
by A Newt August 01, 2010
1. A cleaning device that is used for vaginal cleansing
2. Anyone who is a complete a**hole and thinks they are better than everyone else
3. Someone who creates only life-size artwork of themselves on huge canvas, but it looks like crap
4. Richard Cranium aka D*** Head (get it...)
EXAMPLE ONE: Guy1: Why does Nick always paint life-size portraits of himself?
Guy2: I don't know, but they look like S***!

EXAMPLE TWO: Girls that sleep around a lot ie: whores must use a ton of douche bags to keep themselves clean...or at least I hope they do...
by HermDawg2010 May 15, 2010
A feminine product used for cleaning out the female vagina.

Also slang that means something closely related to asshole or shitface.
Why'd you poo on my jacket you douche bag?!

Jenny, my pussy is dirty can you get me my douche bag?
by tookis April 05, 2010
Someone who makes you want to punch them in the face.
Dave Kennedy is a Douche Bag
by Jigga Hacker February 19, 2010
A tool, an asshole, a mallrat, a gym prick, someone who spends money they don;t have on protein shakes & 100 a month gym memberships. Dresses like a prep and or bitch. Puts too much time into their hair, uses fake tans, complains that he only makes $13 an hour and makes only 40 hours a week. Kisses with his eyes open, and very bad at it.
Hey man JEFF is a real douche bag recently, he's become a BURDEN.
by Tyler Burden January 16, 2010
Rob is a major douchebag

Stop being a Rob

Rob is also known as d-bag

That rob cock blocked me
by (:-P) November 20, 2009
George W Bush. Ex President of the United States
Guy 1 George bush is a douchebag.
Guy 2 Yha he is.
by BamFan October 13, 2009

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