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1. One who wears shuttershades.
2. One who pops his/her collar.
3. A male who rides a pink moped.
1. Mike: "Why is he wearing shutter shades indoors?"

Brian: "I don't know! He's a douchebag."

Mike: "Let's go kick his ass."

2. Mike: "There's a girl here who has a popped collar. Can I slap her?"

Brian: "For the love of God and all things anti-douchebag; YES!"

3. Mike: "How cool do you think that guy that drives the pink moped thinks he is?"

Brian: "Probably 10% cool and 90% douchebag."
by r4zpu71n July 15, 2009

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1. A combination of water and vinegar used for vaginal flushing.
2. Slang for a person (most generally a male)with the most abhorrent and annoying personal charateristics. Douchebags may possibly play rap loud music with their car windows down, wear oversized and sagging or ripped jeans, wear collars up, and wears sideways hats. Douchebags typically have low self-esteem (although appear to have an inflated ego), low IQ (alhtough think they know everything), and small penises (though are constantly talking about how large their's are). Douchbags attempt compensate for their shortcomings by their choice of vehicle. They may drive lowriders, suped-up japanese compact sedans (like in The Fast and the Furious), crotch-rockets, or lifted trucks. The demographic profile of the typical douchbag is an upper-middle class white male in his late teens to early 30s, unmarried with no children and still living at home with his parents and in a college dorm. He may hold a series of low-paying jobs and/or attend community college or a university, where he maintains a low grade point average and quite possibly is in a fraternity and/or is a "student/athlete."
"Get a life, douche bag"

K-Fed is a douche bag
by Matkauz March 08, 2007

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(n.) 1. "The Man" or "Whitey"; 2. a person with little or no perspective on the important things in life; 3. one who prioritizes an expensive car and/or flashy clothes and the other trappings of success over and above his/her individuality, happiness, ethics, family, friends, pets, and basic human decency; 4. one who attempts with all their being to be something they are not in exchange for what they perceive to be personal gain, i.e. a sell out; 5. A partner (or one who aspires to be a partner) of a large international law firm or a corporate equivalent.
Don't get me started on Tim. That freakin guy, always dating girls just out of high school, driving a BMW (on lease!) wearing an Armani suit and still living in a rented apartment with two roommates, what a douche bag.

Look at that guy, 58 years old, spray on hair, already on wife and family number 3, out dancing like it was still 1977 and he's at Studio 54. He is such a flaming douche bag.

Drew Rosenhaus is a world class Douche Bag.

Blayne loves to schmooze with Bruce and the other partners, what a douche bag.
by D.B. Police November 03, 2006

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douche·bag
/ˈdo͞oSHbaɡ/

noun
Typically refers to a male, with an over inflated sense of self worth, in a addition to being overly cocky, generally under educated in there opions of other. Also possessing stereotypically aggressive behavior found in those with under developed Pre-frontal Cortex, causing low ability for examination of circumstances, or critical thinking. In addition such people also frequently suffer from a lack of communication between the Pre-frontal Cortex and the Amygdala causing a nearly non existent level of emotional intelligence.
F$@# he's such a douchebag!
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someone who has too much confidence. believes something to be more than what it is. someone who has obviously gone through some issues with past relationships.
The douchebag said, " She is so stuck on me." (Nigga nooooooooo)
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Someone who believes that they are superior to the other people in the room. They have passed all levels of jerk to asshole. They are now just a douchebag. Most often associated with males but can rarely be associated with a female.
Man, Sean Bowsher is such a douchebag.
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Kanye West
HEY KANYE, YOUR A DOUCHEBAG
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