A stupid fucking jackass who feels the need to fuck with people who are not their friends.
Did you hear?? Those douchebags Jesse, Nick and Caleb got their asses kicked when they fucked with the wrong guy.
by TangerineSky45 October 14, 2009
1. One who wears shuttershades.
2. One who pops his/her collar.
3. A male who rides a pink moped.
1. Mike: "Why is he wearing shutter shades indoors?"

Brian: "I don't know! He's a douchebag."

Mike: "Let's go kick his ass."

2. Mike: "There's a girl here who has a popped collar. Can I slap her?"

Brian: "For the love of God and all things anti-douchebag; YES!"

3. Mike: "How cool do you think that guy that drives the pink moped thinks he is?"

Brian: "Probably 10% cool and 90% douchebag."
by r4zpu71n July 15, 2009
Douche Bag....

1) A piece of shit who thinks he is 'all that'.

2) A fag that struts around all day with an undeserved sense of accomplishment

1) George W. Bush

2) Kevin "The Fag", Federline
by Jesus Christ!! Fuck Nutz!! June 05, 2009
1. A combination of water and vinegar used for vaginal flushing.
2. Slang for a person (most generally a male)with the most abhorrent and annoying personal charateristics. Douchebags may possibly play rap loud music with their car windows down, wear oversized and sagging or ripped jeans, wear collars up, and wears sideways hats. Douchebags typically have low self-esteem (although appear to have an inflated ego), low IQ (alhtough think they know everything), and small penises (though are constantly talking about how large their's are). Douchbags attempt compensate for their shortcomings by their choice of vehicle. They may drive lowriders, suped-up japanese compact sedans (like in The Fast and the Furious), crotch-rockets, or lifted trucks. The demographic profile of the typical douchbag is an upper-middle class white male in his late teens to early 30s, unmarried with no children and still living at home with his parents and in a college dorm. He may hold a series of low-paying jobs and/or attend community college or a university, where he maintains a low grade point average and quite possibly is in a fraternity and/or is a "student/athlete."
"Get a life, douche bag"

K-Fed is a douche bag
by Matkauz March 08, 2007
Douchebag may refer to:
A device used to administer a douche
A pejorative term for an arrogant or obnoxious person
Most cost accountants
That pocket protector makes you look like a douchebag
by clint342 December 25, 2014
A Douche Bag is typically a person that takes selfies in the mirror with their shirts off, while biting their lip. Their bio usually includes something to do with marijuana, and "bitches". They also think they can get any girl, while talking shit on them. If you have any of the
Douche bag #1- Yo you see that bitch right their? Yeah i bet I could fuck her]

Everyone else- Yeah haha..ha... you sure? You take selfies in the mirror with your shirt off smoking weed.
by JakobeThatIsWhite October 14, 2014
Someone who throws others under the bus. Takes advantage of children. A snake unworthy of walking this earth.
I think I'll be a douchebag today and pretend my kid is mentally retarded.

Don't mind the crimes I am committing; I'm just a douchebag.
by Anon911 October 12, 2014

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