Males, between the ages of 18-29, with faux-hawks, fake tans, aviator glasses, Ed Hardy shirts, TapOut/UFC/MMA shirts, as well as popped collars on their polo shirts and in the summer they break out the visors, often upside down and when indoors the sun glasses are worn on the back of their heads. Often hair has frosted tips.

They often go to the gym in pairs and often "play wrestle" in groups. Often leading to calling each other "fags" for touching each others dicks, but all the while using it for spank bank material for later.

They are often very unintelligent and uneducated. Their main topics of conversation are the gym, their car, their phone and pussy (even though most are closet homos)

Ladies seem to be attracted or fuck these guys because as we all know most women are stupid, desperate and are gold diggers. They fall for any and every line and end up a career cock sock to most of these douche bags.

Normal males mock and fight these douche bags. Often the douche bags will sucker punch someone and not fight like men because the only fighting they know is play wrestling and if you can't "accidentally" touch another guys cock, they are not interested.

Favorite drinks Jager Bombs and Lite Beer.
Me: Dude, I saw so many douche bags at the bar last night.

Buddy: One tried to hit on my girl, but stopped when he saw his "bro's" and they started wrestling, it was pretty gay.

Me: Troof!
by Buster Heighman July 23, 2010
Kanye West
During the 2009 Video music awards, Douche Bag rudely interrupted Taylor Swift.
by ima gayfish September 21, 2009
Someone who slows the learning process down of the entire world. Demanding to be loved, Arrogance, dishonest, pretentious, self-absorbed, pussy, little bitch, two-faced, hits women, acts familiar and then trashes a person behind their back, standoff-ish, trendy/conforming, uses other people, no direction in life, negative, destructive to those around him, unintelligent, likes 'secrets', the game you just lost
Half the people in Atlanta, GA are douchebags.
by Family Plot July 20, 2008
1. n. - Someone who commits cowardly acts and refuses to take responsibility for them, usually getting peers in trouble. Often tries to put others down with insults that a person with the intelect of a snail could think of. Never lends money, never does favors, does not give a f_ck if you go and jump of a cliff. A crappy friend, relies and depends on other people misery for pleasure.
"Josh is such a f_ucking douche bag, he put dog sh_t in my backpack and told me it wasn't him, then asked me for a dollar for a water bottle... i pushed him to the floor and he cracked up and told me to get a life."
by PlGEON May 07, 2006
Kanye West
To Taylor Swift, I'm Happy for You.
I'mma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the Best Videos of all time! - Kanye West being a Douchebag
by NobodySpecial3wq September 16, 2009
Criss Angel.
Person #1: Did you see Criss Angel's Twitter about kicking Ryan Ross in the crotch?
Person #2: Yeah, he just proved once again how accurate that Supernatural episode title was.
Person #1: Which episode?
Person #2: "Criss Angel is a douchebag".
Person #1: LOL
by thatssonotaword February 10, 2009
A person who continuously argues with everyone around him, regardless of the validity of his opinions, simply for the sake of being difficult to deal with.
Man, every time I would say something, Scott Cooper would argue with me, even though he was always wrong. What a total douche-bag.
by coopersavirgin November 28, 2009

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