1. The Frat Douche- this strain has ravaged college's across the U.S since orginating at Arizona State in the early 1990's highly contagious it turns high school seniors into full fledged douchebags rapidly after infection. Symptoms include drinking Keystone or Natty Ice beer and wearing popped collars and sunglasses even when indoors
2. The Ed Hardy douche- showed up in small numbers in 2007 but didn't explode until Jon Gosselin became infected. Sypmtoms include wearing T-shirts with a flaming tiger on them and dating two or more skanks at the same time.
3. The Statan Island Douche- The newest strain of douchebag to appear first showed up in late 2009 charcterized a very inflated ego and uncontrolled muscle spasms that result in punching of the air. Skin turns a very odd orange color muscle sized increases and hair becomes thick with grease and and is often spiked. Unlike other strains of douchebag the Statan Island appears to affect women at an alarming rate. their symptoms include wearing cheetah print clothing, large amounts of eye liner and drinking large shots of Tequllia.
Barney says your docuhebag
In other words a douchebag
Though the common douchebag thinks he is accepted by the people around him, most of his peers dislike him. He has an inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a lack of social grace and self-awareness. He behaves inappropriately in public, yet is completely ignorant to how pathetic he appears to others.
He often talks about how cool, successful, and popular he is, yet never catches on to the fact that he comes across as a total loser. Nevertheless, he firmly believes that he is the smartest, most desirable, and most charming person in the room... and will try to bad-rep anyone who would threaten to expose this facade.
He fancies himself a ladies’ man, yet tends to be a joke to all but the most naive of women. He tries to portray himself as part of the in-crowd (a fashionista, an upwardly mobile professional, the life of the party, etc.) but only succeeds in his own mind.
To everyone else, he is an annoying and arrogant phony who comes across as a wannabe overcompensating for his insecurities. He tries to appear like the center of whatever group will tolerate him, but in reality, he is just a tag-along who mooches drinks, women, contacts, social standing, and other benefits from the group... while contributing nothing.
A-list ego; D-list status.
A douchebag will often bring his SLR to bars to take pictures of good looking girls (with or without their permission), perhaps pretending to be a professional photographer. He will try to be in as many photos as possible (often posing with his arms around total strangers or his friends’ girlfriends) and post them on his personal websites in an effort to convince his online community that he is a bigtime bar-star. He is also likely to boast about his "conquests" (usually exaggerated or fabricated), failing to realize that this only serves to impress fellow douchebags.
Who invited this douchebag... and why is he drinking from my bottle?
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A student or instructor at the Carlson School of Management at the University of Minnesota, Twin Cities.
US: \düsh 'bag\
International \du:ç; bæg\
2a. Only a douche bag would consider accounting a tough class.
2b. Douche bags have been known to add small numbers with calculators and call it "business math."