1) an item consisting of a rubber bag, tube and nozzle, used to clean a woman's vagina
2) a male over the age of eight wearing a pink polo shirt, usually with popped collar, and usually wearing a badly-clashing baseball cap, many times backwards
2a) includes males who also wear cowry-shell or "pooka"-shell necklaces, Livestrong bracelets in various colors/for other causes, prefer oversized Phat Farm, Vans or DC sneakers with huge "tongues". Some also wear large amounts of fake-gold chains and fake-diamond earrings, and hit on girls much younger than they
2b) subset of douchebags includes "bros", aka "brahs"; many of these play X-Box and think that it is a decent gaming system
3) People who have actually said, in all seriousness, "No fat chicks"
Did you see Anthony? He's wearing that pink fuckin' polo shirt with the popped collar again! What a fuckin' douchebag!

Kevin Federline man, what a douchebag!
#douchebag #asshole #bling #phat farm #faggot #collar-popper
by TranceGemini January 11, 2007
The guy you'll find in a public who's everything but subtle about his presence and appearance; oftentimes (yet strangely) is accompanied by hot women. However, as much as he'd like to think the world revolves around him, the reality is that most see him as a complete fool.
Dude, I thought you said this new club was going to be douche bag-free? There's a big group of 'em standing by the dance floor sippin' on martinis. Gosh chuckles, they never cease to amuse me.
#douchebag #douche #retard #schmuck #ass #fool
by B2daG December 22, 2010
A person who has a tattoo of an anchor on his/her face.
Person 1:Hey dude, why do you have an anchor tattoo on your face?

Person 2:cuz I hold shit down

Person 1: douche bag
#douche #bag #shit #douche bag #hold shit
by kelstubee December 13, 2010
1. A man who takes himself too seriously, has a poor sense of humor specifically with respect to himself, and generally tries to project an image of a man in a hip clothing label catalog. He will generally try and stand out in the crowd by over dressing for the situation and emphasizes his apperance more so than his personality which he generally lacks.

2. General pejorative directed at men.
"Dude, check out the douche bag in the cable knit scarf drinking the Mich Ultra."
#douche #duetsche bag #duetsche #fag #tool
by batmanuelle December 02, 2010
a vagina cleaner, a jerk, jackass, idiot, mean person, asshole, ass whipe, retard, fucktard, dick, dickhead, assjack, anal hole, anus hole, well...you get the point. Anyone who is mean is a douche bag.....
The douche doesn't fall far from the tree.

Guy: Im breaking up with you.
Girl: Your such a fucking douche bag!
Guy: Thanks, i love cleaning vaginas.
#douche #bag #jerk #asshole #stupid #retard #dick #dick head #vagina #cleaner #vagina cleaner #fucktard
by kath14<3 September 07, 2010
Someone who acts like they are the shit, in all reality is not.
Tyler: Dude, i cant come over today.

Nick: Why?

Tyler: My house got hit by a meteor.

Nick: Your a douchebag tyler.
#dick #asshole #douchebag #tyler #bum
by Foxhead August 21, 2010
Someone who calls a stranger a hillbilly on Facebook while rocking a wifebeater and faux dog tags.
Doesn't that guy on the balcony with the faux dog tags and the wifebeater know that everybody mocks the Jersey Shore? What a douchebag!
#douche #stranger #strange #low rent loser #wannabe.
by A Newt August 01, 2010
1. A cleaning device that is used for vaginal cleansing
2. Anyone who is a complete a**hole and thinks they are better than everyone else
3. Someone who creates only life-size artwork of themselves on huge canvas, but it looks like crap
4. Richard Cranium aka D*** Head (get it...)
EXAMPLE ONE: Guy1: Why does Nick always paint life-size portraits of himself?
Guy2: I don't know, but they look like S***!

EXAMPLE TWO: Girls that sleep around a lot ie: whores must use a ton of douche bags to keep themselves clean...or at least I hope they do...
#asshole #douche #richard cranium #dickhead #dick #jerk
by HermDawg2010 May 15, 2010
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