Doucheapotamus 

One who acts like he/she has more authority than has been bestowed to him/her. Often characterized as being loudmouthed, obnoxious, and having no friends. A compound of douchebag and hippopotamus.

Jimmy, you're such a doucheapotamus. No one likes you, go away.

Doucheapotamus by fightclubRAP April 30, 2010

Doucheopottamus 

A human who is such a giant douche bag that they may also bear Hippopotamus DNA. Someone who is so big of a Douche that it's impossible to overlook their presence.

Hey.. its Christmas and that guy took up 3 parking spaces....what a Doucheoppotamus.
Don't look now but I think there's a Doucheopottamus coming over to buy you a drink.

Doucheopottamus by Skunkdynamite January 27, 2015

doucheapotamus  

Noun: a person who is such a douche that thier dochebaggery can only be surpassed by that of the douchewhale. See also Ashton

"god Max is such a doucheapotamus when asked an A or B question he answers with C."

doucheapotamus by sven Goodfield April 16, 2009

Doucheapottomous 

A person who is above and beyond "normal douchedom"

Derek is SUCH a doucheapottomous. He has no clue EVER what he is talking about!

Doucheapottomous by Jason Traplvminati July 28, 2017