a compound word consisting of the parts: douche
(condensed version of retard
Our substitute teacher spent 10 minutes trying to pronounce the word "sedimentary". What an illiterate douche-tard.
An insulting term for someone who is simultaneously a "douche"
(i.e., an asshole, jerk, jackass) and a "retard." Expresses both unpleasantness of personality AND stupidity at once.
That asshole is too dumb to even come up with a coherent insult. What a douchetard.
A person with the combined characteristics of a douchebag and a retard.
"Douchebag + Retard = Douchetard"
"Dude quit being a douchetard and lemme borrow your car."
"Douchetard + Asswipe = Bush"
Any individual that makes a statement that is so obnoxious that you can't decide between calling them a douche bag or a retard, so you call them a douche tard.
You're fat and it's kind of funny.
You're a douche tard. I'm skinnier than you.
One who possesses the dual qualities of a douche and a retard.
you are a douche-tard
The co-existence of douchebag and retard qualities in a person. Generally someone who fails to realize how stupid they are, and this lack of self awareness contributes to how amazingly annoying they are.
Bob: 2 + 3 = 6
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: no, its 6
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: I'm not gonna argue with you, it's 6. Why don't you go back to school and learn arithmetic. Or better yet, just count it out on your fingers.
Joe: You're such a douchetard
Any person unfortunately possessing characteristics of both a complete idiot and an asshole. They typically have no brain and or common sense and tend to get on people's bad sides with their impeccable stupidity.
"Last night at the bar Kevin was being SUCH a douche-tard"