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a resident of Montreal who is both a douche and a retard by being a jerk because they "nuh speeek engleeesh" Frank: Man, that jerk at the front desk gave us a hard time with our hotel room just cuz we're anglophone.
Gary: Ya, what a douche-tard. Ryan: First person we meet and it's a douche-tard. What are the chances? Arthur: Actually, the chances are very high. Most people in Montreal are douche-tards because they are frustrated that they "nuh speeek engleeesh". Frank, Ryan, Gary: Haha. |
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Our substitute teacher spent 10 minutes trying to pronounce the word "sedimentary". What an illiterate douche-tard.
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One who possesses the dual qualities of a douche and a retard. you are a douche-tard
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Any person unfortunately possessing characteristics of both a complete idiot and an asshole. They typically have no brain and or common sense and tend to get on people's bad sides with their impeccable stupidity. "Last night at the bar Kevin was being SUCH a douche-tard"
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An individual who thinks they're the shit, but is actually more annoying than an asshole and also acts completely mentally retarded. Ryan was a complete douche-tard when he was asked by his landlords to share his pot, he shot them down. What a douche-tard.
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