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1.
Someone(s) who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.
My good friends Nigel & Kailey are douche-esque when they correct my grammar on Facebook.
by jenna9887 July 23, 2008
 
2.
A fancy twist to the word douche

Adj.
1. When someone has a douchey presence, but you dont want to say douchey for fear of being made fun of.

2. When someone is like George W. Bush

Adv.
1. When someone does something in a douchey way.

2. When someone does something like George W. Bush
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1. Dude, wearing that hat makes you look so douche-esque

2. Dude, going to war with Iraq made you look so douche-esque!

1. Dude, you make a sandwich so douche-esque

2. Dude, You write a speach so douche-esque
by jerry the suicidal freak August 10, 2006