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A fancy twist to the word douche

1. When someone has a douchey presence, but you dont want to say douchey for fear of being made fun of.

2. When someone is like George W. Bush

1. When someone does something in a douchey way.

2. When someone does something like George W. Bush
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1. Dude, wearing that hat makes you look so douche-esque

2. Dude, going to war with Iraq made you look so douche-esque!

1. Dude, you make a sandwich so douche-esque

2. Dude, You write a speach so douche-esque
by jerry the suicidal freak August 10, 2006
Someone(s) who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.
My good friends Nigel & Kailey are douche-esque when they correct my grammar on Facebook.
by jenna9887 July 23, 2008