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douchebragg 

A friend who, about once a week, is very difficult to get on with, usually by being introverted, quiet, and generally weird.
Person 1: Caitlin can't come out as she is busy this evening...
Person 2: Doing what?
Person 1: Oh breathing I think.
Person 2: What a douchebragg!

douchebragging

A heightened version of bragging or "self-glossing."

Bragging about yourself, talking about your own accomplishments, talking about how much money you have or how good you are at sporst, how smart you are, how much god loves you, giving advice to others as if you are the top dog, etc.

Especially used when done not in-person, but through Facebook or Twitter, thus broadcasting the brag not at one person, but to everyone.
Did you see his status update "Private planes help me travel in peace, to 4 cities in one day and 4 countries in one week." Talk about douchebragging!

Status: "FULL RIDE TO HARVARD!" Comments: DOUCHEBRAG!
douchebragging by markcorrigan March 30, 2010

DoucheBrah 

A douche that attempts to sound intelligent in a conversation, most commonly found in a community college lounge wearing a peace sign, while ending most sentences in "bro" "brah" "dude" or "yo". also completely uninteresting
"Dud, you can't define communism based on a dictionary term brah, you don't know brah."
reply: "Your a douchebrah."
DoucheBrah by kholmes February 12, 2009

douchebrag 

A grade A douchebag who brags about his latest endeavor. Someone who likes getting attention and makes an ass of himself while getting it.
Ameet: "I hate it when my celebrity friends call using a *blocked* number. The downside of winning an Oscar or two."

Diane: "Ameet's such a douchebrag".
douchebrag by Drinkchai July 22, 2009

Douchebrag 

both the act of boasting about douchey things (how may girls you have slept with, beers you drank, how you mistreated/condescended to a girl, etc.) and/or the douchey manner in which it is done (lack of consideration of volume or environment in which it takes place).
Douchebrag (v.): "Johnny just got back from spring break in Cancun. I can't listen to him douchebrag for one more second."

Douchebraggery (n.)

Includes but is not limited to:

Conversing loudly in public about having sex with a girl, at a volume intended for people outside of your group to hear.

Trying to look cool by bragging about how many beers one drank, or intentional degradation of a female.

Using unnecessarily degrading terms in conversations intended to impress.
Douchebrag by Pierre LeBoner September 21, 2013

DoucheBrad 

A dude that get your hopes up about selling something that OBVIOUSLY KICKS ASS for a stupid cheap price and then flaking out. Rather intentional or otherwise...
Dude, don't be a doucheBrad!
DoucheBrad by Officer Nail May 15, 2015