Douche Baggins 

A compound noun that cleverly combines the niche phrase "douche bag" with the protagonist Hobbit family name from the popular mid-fifties fantasy-adventure series "The Lord of the Rings". There is no specific context of "Douche Baggins", though it could possibly be used in tandem with other terms of the same catagory also derived from characters in "The Lord of the Rings". Some examples may include, but are not limited to:

- Dildo Baggins
- Chodo Baggins
- Bilbo Faggins
- Gandalf the Gay

This phrase may also refer to a "Lord of the Rings" advocate who may be a douche bag, or who is showing signs of douche baggery at a critical level.

"Ted is such a fucking asshole. He wont shut the fuck up about how the movies didn't do everything right. If he were a character in the series, he'd be Douche Baggins, the mentally challenged hobbit that everyone pushes into the street laughs at because he's a dick weed and his feet didn't turn hairy at puberty."

Douche Baggins by russbag August 4, 2005

douche baggins 

A really short almost hobbit like douche bag. many people with short man syndrome could be called douche baggins.

friend 1: whats up with geoff today?
friend 2: i know hes being such a douche baggins

douche baggins by The Dartmouth Kid August 17, 2011

Douche-Baggins

A name/title usually reserved for one whose behavior is riddled with utter douchebaggery.

1)I was having a fine day at the store until Douche-Baggins walked off with my cart and all the stuff in it.

2)Man, what a douche! If he were a hobbit he'd be Douche-Baggins.

Douche-Baggins by pincherslug July 25, 2006

Douche Baggins 

A name/title usually reserved for one whose behavior is riddled with utter douchebaggery.

1)I was having a fine day at the store until Douche Baggins walked off with my cart and all the stuff in it.

2)Man, what a douche! If he were a hobbit he'd be Douche Baggins.

Douche Baggins by pincherslug July 27, 2006

Douche Baggie 

One who is very small in physical stature but makes up for it by being an extreme douchebag

Guy #1: " So I walked up to this midget-"
Guy #2: " Excuse me... They prefer to be called Little People"
Guy #1: " Why the fuck does it matter? Well anyway... I walked up to this 'Little Person' and patted him on the head and called him A Nice Little Fart-Breather. That little shit stain reached up and punched me in the gonads!"
Guy #2: " What a fuckin Douche Baggie!!!"

Douche Baggie by studmuffin5445 December 21, 2008

Douche Baggins 

Insult. can be used as sarcastic, demeaning pass at a person of arrogant character.

"You must be Froto's cousin, Douche Baggins...."

Douche Baggins by es8074 November 14, 2009

Douche Baggington 

The douche bag at the country club/ golf course/ yacht club who has to tell everyone about himself in a blow-hardy way.

Did you hear that Douche Baggington talking about his sailing vacation in the Caribbean? Who gives a fuck!

Douche Baggington by BillHo June 2, 2011