Top definition
Someone who tries to act like a douche and fails.
That pussy is trying to act all bad-ass. What a douche tart.
by boh818 November 24, 2008
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush
2
someone who's logic smells rancid and flat.
Matt is a douche tart because he ate my clearly labeled lunch.
by represedasswhipe November 25, 2009
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
3
a sour-souled and unpleasant person who is generally impolite. A bitter asshole.
"Geez. Sam's being such a douchetart today."

"Amber, Sam IS a douchetart!"
by spankette July 24, 2008
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt
4
a hot guy you can tell is a Douchebag
"Wow, look at the yummy Douchetart over there! I think he's scoping me out..."
by MIss Roq August 31, 2009
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush