douche packer 

a person who packs douches.

stfu you douche packer, or im gunna punch you in the weiner

douche packer by K-Riggyy May 17, 2008

Douche Pocket 

It is the pocket of traffic on an otherwise empty two-three lane highway/thoroughfare caused by one (or sometimes two) individuals driving excessively slowly in the far left, passing, or "fast" lane.

It can also be used to refer to the individual creating this sort of traffic congestion.

Holy Crap ... look at that nightmare up ahead all caused by one friggin' Douche Pocket.

Douche Pocket by justhalfbad March 13, 2009

douche pocket 

a cooler way to say douche bag, funnier, less offensive, something someone wrote in my health book

He was such a douche pocket, i just couldn't help but laugh.

douche pocket by Kat January 1, 2004

douche pocket 

next to douche snackpack in the level of douche sature; someone of less than average size, who is a douche of greater stature than a douche snackpack, but of lesser stature than a douche bag.

at first when she was turned sideways i thought she was a douche snack pack, but then she faced me and i realized she's totally a douche pocket

douche pocket by Bean6969 March 13, 2008

Douche Packer 

The word created by the ever so loved Courtney Babcock PURELY for Joshua Douglass (:

Josh is a complete douche packer in his scarf and booties.

Douche Packer by Courtneybbygirl1214 March 8, 2010

Douche Pocket 

1. A pocket located within one's douche to store nuts for the winter.

2. A 64 year-old Portuguese woman who swallows rabbits and fingers pineapples in her free time.

Ex: "You must have loads of nuts stored, your douche pocket is excreting heaps of enflamed retards."

Ex: "Look at that old woman violating a pineapple. What a douche pocket!"

Douche Pocket by freebiglurch November 7, 2012

deuche packer 

a jerk/deuche who can shove it

Rob was such a deuche packer when he tripped Angela.

deuche packer by twinsisdoc October 29, 2009