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the chills you receive when someone is acting like a TOTAL douche. the only cure is to destroy said persons babymaker and put them in their place.
im gettin some serious douche chills from you.

i couldnt handle the douche chills 24/7 so i broke up with him.

he gave us all serious douche chills so we destroyed his babymaker and hes aight now.
by kay-jay. July 27, 2009
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A 2008 expansion team in the La Resistance Football League.
Wow, the Douche Chills are so good this year, they give me douche chills.
by mattkatz July 10, 2008
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When someone is being a douche bag so bad you get the chills.
The lady I work with was on the phone and was being such a douche to the person on the other end that I got the douche chills.
by Jen9057 September 29, 2009
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A person who shits their pants
shitzemzs, AKA Josh ? Markwell a douchechill
by Bobbo numba two April 16, 2009
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the feeling after receiving a harsh come back or rejection
as larry picks up the phone to call his girlfreind he realizes when it only rings twice that she ignored his call

Larry:Oh my shit, that bitch just side buttoned me
Dick:Douche Chill!
by stfutrick September 28, 2005
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The gross feeling you get when something is really gay or embarrassing. Esp. when you are a straight male witnessing another male acting like a flaming homosexual.
Whenever I see Richard Simmons on TV I get douche chills.
by STB April 12, 2006
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When ever you walk by someone and you look at them and realize that they are complete assholes, pretty much means they make you feel ashamed to be a human.
People who walk around acting like there the shit, when there just some punk asshole who needs to get that ghetto ass hat of his turned shoved up his ass. and then you feel a chill go down your spine(Douche Chills).
by Richard Tang December 31, 2010
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