a combination of the two words "douche" and "touché".

douche: a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.

touché: A word derived from French that is used most-commonly when someone makes a particularly good point in an arguement and leaves the opponent (the touché sayer) speechless or at a loss for words.


Noun

a comeback when a verbal joust is ended and not in your favor. in turn calling the other person a douche and acknowledging/congratulating them in a well constructed insult, or can't think of any other comeback.
White: Yeah you will take your chances.
Peter: I know. I just said that.
White: I know you just said that.
Peter: Okay, I'm not sure where you're going with this.
White: Well I'm not sure where you're going with this.
Peter: That's what I said.
White: That's what I'm saying to you.
Peter: All right.
White: Douché.

Person #1: I didn't get any sleep last night.
Person #2: Did my raucous night with your mom keep you up?
Person #1: (too tired to think of a good comeback) Douché...
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used as an acknowledgment during a discussion when a good or clever point made, usually in an extremely asshole-ish manner. and usually the expense of the person to which to comment is directed
-"no I don't want to eat at that restaraunt, it has a funky fish smell"
-"yea well, it's no worse than your girl's pootang"
-"ahhh, douché"
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Kayne West; The object one becomes when a bully rapper barges on stage, snatches a mic from a 19 year old female country music star who is accepting an award, and announces that another is more deserving of the award; The object one becomes when one stomps on a kitten.
So, who's the douche who just took the mic from that wonderfully talented, deserving musical talent?
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Similar to touché. French, it's what you say to a douche - - after they attempt to smack you down with douchey repartee. By replying in this way, you acknowledge their intelligence, while reminding them of their douchiness.
Bruce: "Your dad is so gay."
Stephen: "It takes one to know one."
Bruce: "Douché."
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1) a vaginal cleansing device
2) a weak little pussy who often tattles on others because he is incapable of solving a problem by himself, and therefor invites more attacks.
on warm saturday nights... i go home.. close my door... turn up the music.. and douche myself.

god...god, ur just, ur such a douche...just god.. DON'T TOUCH ME!
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Fuck them all to death
Douche fuck them all to death
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Interjection.

Similiar to touché, but used to the opposite effect. Douché is used to acknowledge an unintelligent or otherwise douchey remark, especially when speaker´s reply is intended to be clever or witty.
- "How's your sex life? Shitty i assume? Today i boned a chick or two. What'd you do?"

- "I went to the hardware store to buy a bone-hammer."

- "oh yeah? Isn't that like a pelvic replacement that allows you to use this bone-hammer as a metaphorical arm that hammers your bone into a chick because your hips haven't enough thrust power, you little shit?"

- "Douché."
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