A combination of the words "Douche" and "Touchè," it is when one person corrects another, or "Burns" another, and is being a real douche about it. A good example is when someone breaks a story up because he needs to correct some form of speech. The correct response to that is "Douchè"
Guy 1: So we was walking, and–
Guy 2: So we WERE walking. Learn how to speak!
Guy 1: Douchè
by Foil1212 August 28, 2010
A word, which describes someone who has numerous personality defects, which make them undesirable and unfit for social interaction. These people are repulsive and are likened to a douche, a device used to clean the most unsightly areas of the human body--the asshole and the pussy, which, not by coincidence, are words often used interchangeably with the world "douche" to describe such a person. Characteristics of a douche, include but are not limited to being cocky, pompous, self-centered, selfish, mean-spirited, and of course, being an asshole or a pussy, as mentioned earlier.
That guy in the Camero is such a douche, I can smell his Drakkar even with my windows rolled up. His own mother must hate him. What an asshole/pussy.
by nartmot July 13, 2009
Anyone named Max and goes to Lumen Christi High School in Jackson, MI
Bram: Dude, Douche sent me a message on facebook yesterday saying he wants to be friends.

Jacob: Oh my, that's terrible. Max is a fag.

Bram: You mean, Douche is a fag.
by 1bram4 December 20, 2009
a person who is a complete asshole or just strikes you a ass wipe.
a douche is usually friends with other douches or has no friends.
#1 "did you see that guy?"
"yeah he looked like a douche"
#2 "do you know Johnathan?"
"yeah he is the biggest douche ever!"
by widespread March 18, 2009
When someone one-ups you in a clever, albeit douchey way.
Pronounced like touché.
Person 1: <overlong speech, monologue, etc.>
Person 2: Nice one-man, four-act play, guy.
Person 1: Douché!
by ArtsyMcShitshimself March 14, 2008
The best insult known to man, mostly used out of context to piss people the fuck off.
ex) Mike: Tom you're such a fucking douche.

ex) Tom Cruise
by Michael Markey February 27, 2008
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