someone who wears white sunglasses
Jeff is wearing his white sunglasses again. What a douche.
by Red Velvet Cake June 17, 2009
the guy that walks up to you kicks you in the dick then proceeds to share his accomplishment with everyone within a miles radius while they laugh at your expense
thanks to that douche it stings when i pee
by fucktheheatilovetheconcrete April 15, 2009
1) a vaginal cleansing device
2) a weak little pussy who often tattles on others because he is incapable of solving a problem by himself, and therefor invites more attacks.
on warm saturday nights... i go home.. close my door... turn up the music.. and douche myself.

god...god, ur just, ur such a douche...just god.. DON'T TOUCH ME!
by NoMerci366 February 19, 2005
A term to be used in place of "touché", when an individual makes a good point but is a total asshat about it.
"The Declaration of Independence was signed on July 4, 1776."

"According to Wikipedia, it was signed on August 2, 1776. Wow, I can't believe you didn't know that...."

"Douché!"
by bell hooks December 06, 2010
A combination of the words "Douche" and "Touchè," it is when one person corrects another, or "Burns" another, and is being a real douche about it. A good example is when someone breaks a story up because he needs to correct some form of speech. The correct response to that is "Douchè"
Guy 1: So we was walking, and–
Guy 2: So we WERE walking. Learn how to speak!
Guy 1: Douchè
by Foil1212 August 28, 2010
A douche is a mismatching, collar popping, wannabe player who is actually a jerk. they tend to be somewhat good at sports, yet they decide to wear very bright clothes and hit on chicks out of their league.
ex.
Aymane- look who's coming

Cam- awww not the douche again

Aymane- hey john-brandon what's up

Liz- I'm going to class now see ya
by daboiiiiiiz April 09, 2009
A guy that tells a girl whatever she wants to hear.
James: "I think all men and women are equal"

Kelly: "Awww, you do!?!"

Melanie: "Jared shut up and stop being a douche!"
by Mel326 June 16, 2008

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