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A portmanteau of "touché" and "douche." When a person delivers a clever and cutting remark in response to another person's argument, the latter may respond with "Douché!" as acknowledgment of a good yet decidedly douchey response.
Dean: Where did I go wrong? How is my own brother drinking demon blood without me noticing?
Sam: Maybe if you stopped crying at every scenic road, you'd have noticed.

Dean: ... Douché.
by Chad the Anti-Douche June 28, 2009
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Douche fuck them all to death
by Game mode 0 September 30, 2016
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"Hahaha you are such a punk douché Pierre."

"Vont te tuer! Arrêtez de me taquiner à cause de mon héritage français!"

"Hahaha wut? See that is what I mean you are such a douché."

"Est-ce là le seul mot que vous savez comment dire, connard?!"

"Just shut up and eat your lunch, Pierre."
by LWxxDark Wolf October 31, 2009
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Jeff is wearing his white sunglasses again. What a douche.
by Red Velvet Cake June 17, 2009
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A combination of the words "Douche" and "Touchè," it is when one person corrects another, or "Burns" another, and is being a real douche about it. A good example is when someone breaks a story up because he needs to correct some form of speech. The correct response to that is "Douchè"
Guy 1: So we was walking, and–
Guy 2: So we WERE walking. Learn how to speak!
Guy 1: Douchè
by Foil1212 August 28, 2010
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A term to be used in place of "touché", when an individual makes a good point but is a total asshat about it.
"The Declaration of Independence was signed on July 4, 1776."

"According to Wikipedia, it was signed on August 2, 1776. Wow, I can't believe you didn't know that...."

"Douché!"
by bell hooks December 06, 2010
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the guy that walks up to you kicks you in the dick then proceeds to share his accomplishment with everyone within a miles radius while they laugh at your expense
thanks to that douche it stings when i pee
by fucktheheatilovetheconcrete April 15, 2009
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