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*Something I stick up my puss to clean it.
*Can be a person who is pissing you off.
*or a guy who won't fuck you when you want him to.
*WHen your friend buys a shirt that you want and its the last one She is considered a douche.
*your mom when she is pissing you off
*anything you want to call a douche is a douche
*I am HORNY!!!!!
by RedneckHunny92 March 21, 2006
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The word used to commend someone on a clever or witty response to an argument, whilst sounding like a complete and utter douche at the same time. Used to pull someone off their high horse whilst acknowledging their point at the same time.
>Where is the nearest place to buy a computer?
>>Well, there's an Apple Store around the corner, but you're not interested in Toy Shops.
>Douché.
by abraxian November 09, 2010
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every word piled into one used as the ultimate insult! can be used with DOUCHE BAG.
you are a Douche!
Douche Bag!
hes a Douche!
look! a Douche Bag!
by -skyjockey- April 17, 2007
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Anyone who reads the definition :)
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a word for half of something. Ghetto word for deuce meaning 2.
let me get douche of that blunt
by p naz March 13, 2004
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Someone who wears "big label belts" while taking pictures with items such as champagne, or slutty girls. Typically characterized as "too cool."
"I saw a lot of douches at the club last night."
by caffcoi November 28, 2013
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an over used term to insult someone
Guy 1: hows it going?

Guy 2: your a douche
by tree tree tree123 November 15, 2009
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